01 February, 2002 - 10:28 a.m.

is it wrong of me to say that I can definitely see where guys get their hankering for young girls in school uniforms from?

I must've passed a bajillion of them on my way to work this morning, and it made me go all nostalgic-like for my first day of highschool again. All that built up excitement of something so new, and pent up frustration at not being with all of your old school chums.

I'm telling you, it's no wonder that guys take one look and go weak in the knees. All their shiny faces riddled with wonderment, and squeaky new school shoes, and ironed shirts and pressed skirts and, and, and ..

I must sound like the biggest peadophile.